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Jeff got off the elevator on the 15th floor and nervously knocked on the door of his blind date's apartment. Fortunately she was as beautiful and charming as everyone had said and put him instantly at ease. "I'll be ready in a few minutes," she told him. "Why don't you play with my dog Spot while you're waiting? He's such a clever dog! He can roll over, shake hands, sit up, and if you make a hoop with your arms, he'll jump right through!"
Jeff went out to the balcony to wait for his date and the dog followed him. Just to see if Spot really could do any tricks, Jeff made a hoop with his arms and Spot jumped through them - right off the balcony! He was wondering how he would explain this when his date walked back out.
"I'm ready," she said. "Isn't Spot the cutest, happiest dog you've ever seen?"
Jeff quickly replied, "To tell the truth, I think he seemed a little depressed."